“She looks like that character in the Harry Potter movie… what was his name? Oh yeah, Smeagol!” Advertisements
Ani TZ: “Ani-la, come debate with me over here!” Ani DT: “I can’t, I am stuck here with chewing gum.”
A certain tulku: “These momos have deceived us, they are filled with potatoes.”
Teacher: Repeat after me: May all sentient beings be free from suffering and the causes of suffering. Students: May all sentient beings be free from suffering and the classes of suffering. Teacher: You want to be free from the classes of suffering? Fine, you may leave.
“Don’t ask questions to the exam supervisors. You’ve had a whole year to learn these things. And besides, it has been so many years since we’ve studied these things – we’ve forgotten everything.” –a Lopon speaking at the shedra meeting on ‘How to write final exams’